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Billys stories

"Break the Book"
The following newsletter is sponsored by Grass Clippings. We highly recommend watching Fast and Furious 7 before reading. *As always, none of the below information has been fact checked or confirmed in anyway. "Operation Torch"   /ˌäpəˈrāSH(ə)n tôrCH/  - US Military 1. Operation Torch...
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We've Been Robbed
The following newsletter is sponsored by Grass Clippings. We highly recommend watching an episode of The Deadliest Catch before reading. *As always, none of the below information has been fact checked or confirmed in anyway. "The Spouting Whale Gets The Harpoon"   /T͟Hē spou-ting (h)wāl ɡets...
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We Bought a Miata
The following newsletter is sponsored by Grass Clippings. We highly recommend drinking a warm glass of tap water before reading. *As always, none of the below information has been fact checked or confirmed in anyway. "Sandbagger" /ˈjərnēmən/- Origin unknown 1. a derogatory term for...
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Paul Bond Boots
*As a company, we are in pursuit of grassy people and grassy stories. The Silent heroes of this world. Below is the story of Paul Bond Boots and its devoted employees. You could argue that the most prized possession of...
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