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Billys stories

"Break the Book"
The following newsletter is sponsored by Grass Clippings. We highly recommend watching Fast and Furious 7 before reading. *As always, none of the below information has been fact checked or confirmed in anyway. "Operation Torch"   /ˌäpəˈrāSH(ə)n tôrCH/  - US Military 1. Operation Torch...
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We've Been Robbed
The following newsletter is sponsored by Grass Clippings. We highly recommend watching an episode of The Deadliest Catch before reading. *As always, none of the below information has been fact checked or confirmed in anyway. "The Spouting Whale Gets The Harpoon"   /T͟Hē spou-ting (h)wāl ɡets...
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We Bought a Miata
The following newsletter is sponsored by Grass Clippings. We highly recommend drinking a warm glass of tap water before reading. *As always, none of the below information has been fact checked or confirmed in anyway. "Sandbagger" /ˈjərnēmən/- Origin unknown 1. a derogatory term for...
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