Resorter's Dobson Report

Resorter's Dobson Report

1. Noah Boras - 25/1 “”

I’d

 

Past Finishes: 1st *back to back 

Concerns: Autographs, fan fare

Prediction: 10th - 15th

2. Andrew Lindberg - 25/1 “Boom or Bust”

Andrew Lindberg has a chance to win the whole golf tournament. There's also a chance he could be shopping for a new pontoon Wednesday morning. It’s the perfect “High Risk, High Reward” bet that gets Billy Dobson out of bed in the morning. Lindberg comes from a long linage of golfers. Hell, there should be a statue of his dad Marc (multiple time winner) at Alexandria Golf Club. Andrew lost in the finals in the 2019 Resorters only to follow up that performance with a missed cut in 2020 (78 & 79) qualifying scores. We’ve already seen the highs and lows and oh boy am I excited. A wise man once said, “life is too short to bet the under.” Man up here and write the check. 

 

Past Finishes: 1st *back to back 

Concerns: Autographs, fan fare

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3. Kyle Cox - 25/1 “”

If you had the pleasure to watch Jesse Venture in his wrestling prime than Kyle Cox will look familiar. He’s a perfect balance of brute force, rough around the edges looks, and a poetic charisma. You’re probably sitting in your chair right now thinking well this guy doesn’t have a shot, but let me remind you Jesse Venture won the 2005 Minnesota Governors race. Cox’s “x-factor” isn’t his ability to drive greens or his uncanny soft hands. No it’s his caddy. A journey man of sorts, Kirkwood typically finishes a pack of Marlboros in one of Cox’s round. That sort of edge and grit is exactly what it takes to walk away a winner at the Resorters. Jesse Ventura once said, “wrestling is ballet with violence.” Folks it ain’t always pretty, but Kyle Cox has a real shot. If I were you, I’d take out an extra credit line here and buckle up for a long week. 

 

Past Finishes: 1st *back to back 

Concerns: Second hand smoke

Prediction: 10th - 15th

 

4. Thomas Gogel - 25/1 “”

Sometimes the student becomes the teacher and in this instance it’s evident. Thomas, 17 years old, is the younger son of active Senior Tour player and former PGA Tour winner Matt Gogel. No disrespect to Matt, but if Billy Dobson had to bet the house on either Thomas or Matt. Billy is undoubtedly picking Thomas and I’m afraid Matt would agree. 

 

Thomas might be just 17 years old, but Mark Twain once said “Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter.” If you intend on laying action, strap in Thomas has a real shot in 2021 

 

Past Finishes: Lost in opening round

Concerns: Autographs, fan fare

Prediction: 10th - 15th

5. Donald Constable - 25/1 “”

Alright, alright everyone calm down. Donald is no Nick Heinen, but yes he’s very good. Donald played at the University of Minnesota, won the resorters in 2008, played in the 2014 US Open admid his first and only full season on the PGA Tour. With all those accolades, he finds himself back here at the resorters with his amateur status. Hmmm… Billy believes there’s more to this story than what meets the eye and it has me concerned. There will be a lot of buzz at the Calcutta circling the Constable name and I won’t be shocked to see gamblers dip into their savings. If there’s one thing my dad has taught me, “it’s to always drink upstream from the herd.”  ….. There will be a lot of “smart money” spent here, but it’s all smart money until the tournaments over. 

 

Past Finishes: 1st *back to back 

Concerns: Autographs, fan fare

Prediction: 10th - 15th

6. Tristan Nelko - 25/1 “”

Folks this right here is a dude. Tristan hits the ball about 1,000 yards off the tee, made it the semifinals in 2020, has an emotional relationship with his caddy (his dad), and he plays golf for the Nebraska cornhuskers, so you know he’s corn fed. Long story short. Billy is bullish on Tristan. I’m convinced that Tristan’s Dad wants this one as bad as his son. That’s emotional and Billy loves to cry. Folks don’t overthink it. Bust out the checkbook and write the check you were born to write.  

 

Past Finishes: 1st *back to back 

Concerns: Autographs, fan fare

Prediction: 10th - 15th

 

7. Lincoln Johnson - 25/1 “”

I’d like to start by saying I’m a Lincoln Johnson fan, so I might be a bit biased. I know I’m not the only one either. Lincoln typically has the largest gallery amongst resorters players. How can you blame us he’s “Mr. Minnesota” and plays on the University of Minnesota golf team. Lincoln’s relationship with the Resorters is nothing short of poetic. He’s been a Resorters phenom since he started playing and was in the Finals in 20?? At the age of 16 only to lose to Resorters great Nic Heinen. If you’ve seen the movie … you can easily draw the comparison. 

 

Folks Herb Brooks once said “great moments are born from great opportunity.” Well folks this could be Lincoln’s moment. I don’t know your financial situation, but I’d advise you to do one thing. Call your bank. If they don’t answer, then call a bigger bank. We need as much liquidity here as possible. Pull the trigger folks. This is our guy.  

 

 

Past Finishes: 1st *back to back 

Concerns: Autographs, fan fare

Prediction: 10th - 15th

 

 

 

8. Davis Johnson - 25/1 “”

If you’re a Lincoln Johnson fan, well by default you’re a Davis Johnson fan. It’s his younger brother. I’ll be the first to warn you Davis ain’t that young anymore. He’s mostly been overshadowed by his older brother here at the Resorters mainly because he’s younger, but don’t be fooled he’s on a similar trajectory as Lincoln. The kid can flat out play. 

 

Past Finishes: 1st *back to back 

Concerns: Autographs, fan fare

Prediction: 10th - 15th

 

9. Austin Vukovits - 25/1 “”

I’d

 

Past Finishes: 1st *back to back 

Concerns: Autographs, fan fare

Prediction: 10th - 15th

 

10. Brian Choe - 25/1 “”

2018 champ

 

Past Finishes: 1st *back to back 

Concerns: Autographs, fan fare

Prediction: 10th - 15th

 

11. Dawson Willis - 25/1 “”

I’d

 

Past Finishes: 1st *back to back 

Concerns: Autographs, fan fare

Prediction: 10th - 15th

 

12. Will Harris - 25/1 “”

 

 

Past Finishes: 1st *back to back 

Concerns: Autographs, fan fare

Prediction: 10th - 15th

 

 

 

 

 

 

12. Bennett Black - 25/1 “”

I’d

 

Past Finishes: 1st *back to back 

Concerns: Autographs, fan fare

Prediction: 10th - 15th

 

13. Bryant Black - 25/1 “”

I’d

 

Past Finishes: 1st *back to back 

Concerns: Autographs, fan fare

Prediction: 10th - 15th

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